Heaven Is a Halfpipe Karaoke - OPM

This title is a cover of Heaven Is a Halfpipe as made famous by OPM
If I Die

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With backing vocals (with or without vocals in the KFN version)

Same as the original tempo: 95.9 BPM

In the same key as the original: E♭

Duration: 04:22 - Preview at: 01:25

Release date: 2000
Genres: Rock, Punk, In English
Original songwriters: John Charles Edney, Matthew Thomas Meschery, Geoffrey H Turney, Roy C. Hammond

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Lyrics Heaven Is a Halfpipe

If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth I can't do jack without the man up on my back
Now heaven would be a DJ spinning dub all night long
And heaven would be just kickin' back with Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
And while the world is warring we'll just sit back and laugh at you singing
If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth I can't do jack without the man up on my back
Now when most people think of heaven they see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer and there's a sign that says Do Not Skate
So if you wanna come to my heaven well we're all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome 'cos we got no gates or walls
Singing
If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth I can't do shit without the man fucking with it
Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that
I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You gotta list here that doesn't end
You're mad 'cos I smoke dope
You teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hossoi way back in eighty-seven we'll be busting Christ air's until we get to heaven
You think I really care that I miss my Biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you gots to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out 'cos I got the skillz
Gonna twist out 'cos I got the skillz
Got the skillz got the skillz got the skillz
If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth I can't do jack without the man up on my back
If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth I can't do shit without the man fucking with it
If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth I can't do shit without the man fucking with it
If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth I can't do shit without the man fucking with it
If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth I can't do shit without the man fucking with it

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